Friday, April 04, 2008

nose jobs

whichever doctor was smart enough to trick the first girl into getting a nose job must've been a real fucking genius. i mean, was he like "dear we'll first break your nose, chisel off the extra shit, then stuff gauze up your nostrils so you won't be able to breathe for a few days. oh and your nose will remain really swollen for two weeks and then a little less swollen for another month or so - and your face will look like that one suffering from an abusive husband"? i had the unfortunate experience of getting mine fixed (deviated nasal septum), which doesn't involve any chiseling or reforming, or any bruise marks. but it does involve the gauze and the swollen nose, and God damn it i will never recommend it to anyone. i still can't get into the mindset of someone doing it because they think their nose looks big or crooked.