rooting idiocy where it lurks. pinpointing the irregular in the regular. wtf is mens non corpus? see the first entry
Thursday, March 29, 2007
frayed ends
www.frayed-ends.com
(btw, it's my idea, so i'm in the thank you credits)
Monday, March 26, 2007
out of office reply
Hospitalization Temporarily.
My critical contact = Cell, 404.xxx.xxxx for URGENCIES only. As permitted.
I'm out of office from March 26th to April 10th. Emails can't be read and will not be forwarded.
Sunday, March 25, 2007
jumeira jane
lazily wakes up, yawns, stretches, wonders what she'll do with her
morning. she gets out of bed, looks at her reflection in the bathroom
mirror, and decides it's time for another lift.
1100
showered, training clothes on, it's time for the morning jog. she
calls marina mandy and sets up brunch.
1230
she steps into mall of the emirates, different training clothes on,
meets up with mandy, and they head to columbus for brunch. skimmed
milk latte, low carb salad, green tea. a little shopping.
1600
hubby will be home soon. she tries on all she bought, decides to
return half of the stuff, tidies herself up, calls the doc to setup an
appointment, bosses the help to prepare dinner.
2100
had dinner, time to hit the scene. meets with the rest of the girls
for drinks and gossip. hubby too tired to join, but it's ok. kisses.
2330
go home, sleep, prepare for tomorrow. yoga? sushi? yawn. doesn't matter.
Saturday, March 24, 2007
the onion
www.theonion.com
to know what I'm talking about...
but my personal all-time favorite:
enjoy..
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
bfd
you work hard, you make lots of money. bfd, you don't have time to spend it.
you have a nice car. bfd, you need to drive it between morons and idiots and broken roads.
your trophy wife, hot, sexy, dumb as hell. bfd, you can't talk to her about anything deeper than a shopping orgy.
you're smart. bfd, all you do is a 9 to 5.
you're think you're shit, but you really aren't shit.
bfd.
post 101
habby 101st bost, boys and girls.
Wednesday, March 07, 2007
free gift
Monday, March 05, 2007
caution! danger!
i'm really glad they put these signs up, because they discouraged me from trying to scale the power towers and dangle from the high voltage cables. or, like many people, i like to sling exceptionally good-conducting wires at the cables, since it's really cool to see the
sparks that fly from that. but you know where their value is highest? they remind us of the dangerous radiation present in the area, so as to use the radioactivity protection conical hats (the ultra-cool ones with a tin-foil layer).
thank God for warning signs.