Thursday, February 26, 2009

a punch in the face

some people are just asking for it. guys who perpetually use bluetooth headsets. people ever-droning about their iphones. smokers.

but one category deserves it more than most. fucking guys who think they'll all that when they drive around in fucking minis. seriously? a mini? i mean guys in big trucks might be compensating for small willies, but a mini? what is it? are you a fucking artist or something? trendsetter? it's like guys who use macs. i bet that same guy will work a pink polo shirt and sporting those fucking glasses.

fucking glasses

btw, they're the same people who would drive the fucking beetle. seriously, someone please explain to me why these cars are bought.

update: also guys who wear skinny jeans and a dirty look also deserve punches. just saying.