the onion

did i ever talk about the onion before? it's in the links to the right.

www.theonion.com

to know what I'm talking about...

Bush Announces Iraq Exit Strategy: 'We'll Go Through Iran'

WASHINGTON, DC-Almost a year after the cessation of major combat and a month after the nation's first free democratic elections, President Bush unveiled the coalition forces' strategy for exiting Iraq.

but my personal all-time favorite:

U.S. Intelligence: Nukehavistan May Have Nuclear Weapons

WASHINGTON, DC-A DIA report suggests there is “a possibility” that former Soviet republic Nukehavistan is manufacturing nuclear weapons.

enjoy..