Some say his watch goes up to 14, and that he thinks the credit crunch is a new type of breakfast cereal...
Some say he's a CIA experiment gone wrong, and that his blood smells of Root Beer...
Some say it's almost impossible for him to wear socks. And that he can open a bottle of beer with his testes...
Some say he thought Star Wars was a documentary and that he is convinced that the clouds are following him...
Some say he’s one of Michael Jackson’s kids and that he doesn't require an antenna to receive satellite television...
Some say he has a life size tattoo of his face, on his face. And that his droppings have been found as far north as York...
Some say he has never used reverse gear and that his teeth are made of carbon fibers...
Some say that his urine is 50 % peanut butter and that he runs faster then he drives...
Some say that he actually lost his virginity before his father did and that even if he takes off his helmet, you still can't see his face....
Some say he isn't wearing a helmet at all and that he makes a good desktop image...
While some say his first name really is ‘The', and that he has a surprising number of shoulders. All we know is, he's called The Stig.
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