Wednesday, December 06, 2006

rj

i couldn't resist sharing this joke.

that angry hater will love it.

enjoy!

RJ MAKES YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE

A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and said the Delta Airline slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"

She gave him a confused look and he immediately thought to himself: "Damn, she doesn't work for Delta Airlines."

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?"

She gave him the same confused look. He then removed Singapore Airlines off the list.

Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk?"

This time the woman turned to him "What the FUCK do you want?" The man smiled, then lay back in his chair, and said

"Ahhhhh, Royal Jordanian!"

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

ohhhhhhhh u think i will love it. day by day i wonder where have u been raised? for sure the street is one of the possibilities:)
all people get angry but we were told to be polite when we express that madness! what i'm sure of that u lost what ur parents taught, bcoz i'm sure u had ones!
that was one thing, the other is i think is so sick about u are all the almost naked women pictures u think that they r so wonderful that u need to show every body how great they r! u r a pure sick male. all what what u see are bodies, ur brain doesn't go above ur belt! never been in ur skull ever, or u would've acted a little bit better.

anony 2 said...

chill out anon. who r u to judge sam? i feel ur not the idealist person you seem to be. and if he gets on your nerves that much, then why are you keeping up with reading entries.
Besides, you shouldn't be preaching about politness when what u said about his parents is mean.
"don't love it". So what? He didnt do this for you so get away.

Anonymous said...

u actually got what i ment wrong. i didn't get near his parents! i only said that he lost what they taught him! u wana be smart and defend sam u better read well.
the other thing is, who the hell told u i consider my self ideal!!!!!!!!! according to u limited-mind every one wana critisize any thing is idealist! what crap is that........

Anonymous said...

sorry....... limited-minded. missed the ed.